Im giving away my town, since im not very active

How this is gonna work is.... You comment a joke to this post, the one thats funnier wins!
Rules:
Only 1 Joke, if u do more then 1, ur disqualified.
ANYONE can participate.
YOU CANNOT EDIT THE COMMENT!
1st Place : gets mah town (Mobs)
2nd Place : Gets $100,000
3rd Place : Gets $50,000
P.S. If you win, but you already have a town, you can give it to someone else.
Ends : January 7th.