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Title: Yo Mama !
Post by: Chris on January 17, 2014, 09:13:42 pm

Post yo mama jokes here. You make me laugh, ill give you $1,000 In game. To start this... Look at my signature.
(In future most likely, my signature will be something else.)

Title: Re: Yo Mama !
Post by: ~Sly on January 17, 2014, 09:39:57 pm

Good thing I was already subscribed to http://www.youtube.com/user/yomama (http://www.youtube.com/user/yomama)

Some of their work:

YO MAMA SO FAT! Elephants (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAs8qrCBIyg#ws)

YO MAMA SO UGLY! Strip Club (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rE0_qLqRdUI#ws)

YO MAMA SO FAT! Breaking Bad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTvGfj9PDXw#ws)

Title: Re: Yo Mama !
Post by: Theodor Andrei on January 18, 2014, 08:06:34 am

Your mother is so fat that when put on the scale says: "Please give the second person off the scale".

Title: Re: Yo Mama !
Post by: Chris on January 18, 2014, 11:05:40 am

YO MAma so STUPID, she got HIT by a PARKED CAR!

Title: Re: Yo Mama !
Post by: Theodor Andrei on January 18, 2014, 11:29:47 am

Yo mama so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch!

Title: Re: Yo Mama !
Post by: Theodor Andrei on January 18, 2014, 11:36:06 am

Yo momma so black, when the police shot at her, the bullets came back for flashlights!