This one's for you Mr Koolio!
My love for you is like the most Smelly Potato,
Your face reminds me of Awesome Lions,
Together, we are like pizza and Mustard.
Oh darling Koolio,
My Smelly Potato,
My Awesome carrot,
The perfect companion to my pizza soul.
Roses are red,
Skies are blue,
I like Jeffreys,
But not as much as I love building with you!
Oh darling Koolio,
Your Legs are like Silly Blocks on a winter day,
You're like the most Cool Administrator to ever walk The UK.
Your Awesome face,
Your Mustard soul,
Your Silly Legs,
Your Cool Administrator being...
How could I look at another when our Smelly Potato love is so strong?