A real life Dilly2k scenario translated from this...
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Well i'm taking a break from my girlfriend. In my opinion, i've been on her too much. Also it has gotten really boring now that a lot of the sex is screwed up.
I can't even get a nookie from her mom.
Well I'll bang whores every once in a while. cya around!
EDIT : I also might get married
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Looooooool.... derp I think real life translate isn't working